Soccer Gurls

Greetings, loved ones, lets take a journey!

I know a sport, where your white socks get really greener!

Warm, wet*, and wild,

there must be something in the water and Gatorade they serve us!

sipping to stay hydrated

fighting for the space under the trees!

The boys

will hopefully not break their necks

trying to score another goal

past us!

You can travel the world

but everyone plays that wonderful game!

Once you play it with us

youll be falling in love, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

So-o-o-cer gurls, were unforgettable,

soccer cleats,

and sports bras on top**!

sunscreened skin

it’s “sweatproof” but it’s not!

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

So-o-ocer girls

were undenialbe(ly good)

fine, fresh fierce,

we got practice on lock!

soccer represent, now get your score up!

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

running on the field

we get mud on our cle-eets!

we freak

out before

we have a ga-a-ame!

So-o-o-cer gurls, were unforgettable,

soccer cleats,

and sports bras on top**!

sunscreened skin

it’s “sweatproof” but it’s not!

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

So-o-ocer girls

were undenialbe(ly good)

fine, fresh fierce,

we got practice on lock!

soccer represent, now get your score up!

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Snoop Dogg†:

tone, tan(ish),

fit and ready(ish)

start cheering cuz it’s getting heavy

wild, wild fans yell

this is the sport i love the most

I mean like its the best

kick it

score it

yay yay yay

this is so fun

even if its hot in the sun

i kick, will it score, will it?

it’s ok

not foul play

i love this game

just like i love this blog! 😀

football

or soccer

a good game

by any other name

cleats,

and shin guards, and

socks,

and shorts, shirts

just the soccer players

and the ref.

soccer, its my sport (yeah)

look, its cool (yeah)

i love it so much

cuz its international yeah!

So-o-o-cer gurls, were unforgettable,

soccer cleats,

and sports bras on top**!

sunscreened skin

it’s “sweatproof” but it’s not!

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

So-o-ocer girls

were undenialbe(ly good)

fine, fresh fierce,

we got practice on lock!

soccer represent, now get your score up!

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

so-o-occer, so-o-occer,

soccer girls, yeah

i love soccer, soccer, yeah

so-o-occer!†*

*when we dump water on our heads!

**it’s true! what, its not like were shirtless, or anything!

†if we could hire him? maybe Katy can do the rest of it too?

†*Katy Perry! please please dont sue me!

❤ Naomi

ps: real lyrics:

[Snoop Dogg:]
Greetings loved ones
Let’s take a journey

[Katy:]
I know a place
Where the grass is really greener
Warm, wet and wild
There must be something in the water
Sippin’ gin and juice
Laying underneath the palm trees
The boys
Break their necks
Try’na to creep a little sneak peek
(at us)

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the golden coast
Once you party with us
You’ll be falling in love
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California girls
We’re unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
We’ll melt your popsicle
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California girls
We’re undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
West coast represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Sex on the beach
We don’t mind sand in our stilettoes
We freak
In my jeep
Snoop Doggy Dogg on the stereo

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the golden coast
Once you party with us
You’ll be falling in love
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California girls
We’re unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
We’ll melt your popsicle
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California girls
We’re undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
West coast represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

[Snoop Dogg:]
Tone, tan
Fit and ready
Turn it up cause its gettin’ heavy
Wild wild west coast
These are the girls I love the most
I mean the ones
I mean like she’s the one
Kiss her
Touch her
Squeeze her buns

The girl’s a freak
She drive a jeep
In Laguna Beach
I’m okay
I won’t play
I love the bay
Just like I love LA
Venice beach
And Palm Springs
Summertime is everything

Homeboys
Bangin’ out
All that ass
Hangin’ out
Bikinis, zucchinis
Martinis, no weenies
Just the King
And the Queeny
Katy my lady (yeah)
Lookie here baby (uh huh)
I’m all up on ya
Cuz you’re representin’ California (ohhh yeahh)

[Katy:]
California girls
We’re unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
We’ll melt your popsicle
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California girls
We’re undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
West coast represent
(West coast, west coast)
Now put your hands up
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

[Snoop Dogg:]
(Californiaaa, Californiaaa)
California girls man
I really wish you all could be
California girls
(Californiaaa)

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One thought on “Soccer Gurls

  1. Thanks for posting this, Nomi, your lyrics which wowed me, and Snoop Dogg & Katy Perry’s lyrics, which wowed me in an entirely different way. Fine, fresh, fierce indeed.

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