Oh, the horrors of autocorrect!

Hi again.

Autocorrect is so weird! Almost all the time when I’m texting my friends on my iPod, autocorrect randomly messes up. Like when it changes the to that or the other way around. Or changes LOL to kill. That happens a lot.

I’m sure there are moments where autocorrect is helpful, but let me just say, it messes up a lot!

There’s this website that shows the worst of them. I don’t want to personally feature any of the less PG ones, but here are some good websites if you want to read them yourself:

DISCLAIMER:
NOT RATED PG AT ALL! JUST SAYING NOT MY FAULT IF YOU READ SOMETHING CREEPY OR IF YOUR FIRST GRADER LEARNS A NEW WORD BY CLICKING ON THE LINK OR YOUR MOM DOESN’T LIKE YOU SEEING THE WEBSITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.autocorrectfail.org/
http://www.smartphowned.com/
http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2011/10/the-20-worst-auto-correct-fails/

❤ N

How to Make a Police Dog Cry

Hiya,

I recently learned how to make a police dog cry. I’m sure you’re saying “how the heck do you know how to make a police dog cry?” So I won’t do any of that blah blah pre-post stuff. I’ll just get into the story, ‘kay?

At school, we had these drug-sniffing police dogs come in and sniff the doors of the classrooms and the lockers. I think it’s district policy, but IDK. So, anyway, during 5th block, the vice-principal came in and said that know students were allowed in the hallway because of the search. So all of a sudden, we hear this bark and this low, quiet, puppy whine. Of course we all jump a little, but we sort of forget until we’re getting our backpacks.

The hall smelled like- well, I’m keeping it PG, so I’ll just say, uh, awful!!!!!!!!!We were all confused and uber grossed out, but then we found out that the dogs hadn’t found anything illegal, but they did find this:

One boy(who was absent that day and who’s locker was so conveniently close-ish to mine)’s locker had a bunch of smelly, rotten hot dogs and chicken and sour cream and disgusting old food. And the poor little big huge dog, with it’s magnified sense of smell, had to find it. And because the locker didn’t have a lock, the police officer opened it up and stunk up the entire 7th grade hall.

One of the teachers sprayed Febreze (A breath of fresh air) (And I can’t answer if Febreze is sponsoring me.) in the hallway, but sadly it just made the hallway smell like a bathroom. Not a breath of fresh air, contrary to prior knowledge.

AND THAT, ladies and gents, is how to make a police dog cry.

❤ Naomi

 

Bicentennial Mall

Hello.
OMG what is up with teachers and the state capitol????

On Friday, we went on a field trip learning expedition. (According to our teachers, they are different things. Learning expedition= one class block, we go to learn, field trip= fun only, whole day. No, I don’t get it either, but oh well…)

And if you saw the title, you know that we went to the bicentennial mall. Which is right in front of the capitol, that we went to last year. (See post about that here.)

Even though it was way too hot for September, and I cannot figure out what is up with the girl/ boy seating, I had fun.

Here are the highlights of the trip:

  • We got to do a scavenger hunt on a giant state map. My group was 3 of my friends, so that was was fun. When we got to our city, we were finding where lived for fun. It was harder for some of us, but one of my friends’ apartments was like three feet away, so it was easy for him!
  • There were some 7 year olds on a field trip there, too. They were all wearing suits and dresses and heels. (boys were not wearing the dresses and heels. Just saying.) All of my friends and I were baffled at why anybody would wear super fancy stuff on a field trip. There was this little “couple” aka a teeny girl in teetering heels and this tiny boy in this mega hot (Meaning stuffy, not cute) suit, holding hands. It was really funny.
  • There was this fountain we were contemplating running into.
  • We didn’t.
  • But we wanted too.

Anyway, it was fun.

❤ N

Apple Jack-o-lantern

Hiya,
Today during lunch, my friends and I were annoyed with the squishyness of the school apples. I had an idea to make  a face on an apple. SO, every day starting today, we’re going to make apple faces.
I’ll try to get pictures!

 

❤ N